更新时间:2010-08-28

24小时第六季:Jack Bauer save the world, because America is the world! bullshit!

- They should change CTU to CBU : Counting on Bauer Unit

- Superman wears Jack Bauer pijamas

-Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack bauer is never wrong!

- When E.T. phoned home, Jack Bauer answered

- Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The islands.

- When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesen't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer.

- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

- The only reason Audrey Reins sold schematics to the terrorist was so Jack could push her up against a wall like he does in her fantasies.

- James Bond has a license to kill. Jack Bauer was his instructor.

- If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

- There isn't anything Jack Bauer can't take down with only a handgun, including helicopters.

- Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

- Jack Bauer can divede by zero.

- Yoda was once tall and strong. Until Jack Bauer interrogated him.

- Clark kent called himself Superman... Only because the name Jack Bauer was already taken.

- Jack Bauer does not need to use a silencer. He just tells his gun to be quiet.

- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait...that is a real fact.

- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

- Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

- Jack Bauer told Chloe that she was the best computer technician in the world. He then told her something she didn't know about computers.

-If Jack Bauer shoots you and misses, he didn't miss. He was aiming at the terrorist ten miles away.

-If everybody in CTU did exactly what Jack Bauer said, the program would be called 12!

-before going to bed each night, God prays to Jack bauer

-Hector Superman´s only weakness is kyptonite ... Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

-When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.